Thursday, July 11, 2013

Tiny, tiny Tokyo trip



Neither Roland nor I are what one would call Romantic. I have been presented with One-piece puzzles for birthdays and Doctor Who/Startrek crossover comics for valentine`s day while Roland is lucky enough to receive books for damn near every occasion. We periodically forget any and all anniversaries and have been known to skip a date in order to fight a virtual villain instead. But this last weekend, Roland broke the bell curve a bit and took me on a lovely outing to our new nation`s capital. 
More appropriate than chocolate I reckon
I knew the `who` and the `when` but was still in the dark about the `where` as I sat on Oita airport`s uncomfortable benches on Thursday evening. It is however hard to keep a surprise going if the staff hand you a ticket with Tokyo printed at the top as you are checking in. Now while I have spent at least a month in Tokyo in total, I cannot tell you how excited I am every time I get to go back.

As our flight arrived in Narita at too late an hour to take the train into the city, the two of us stayed over at our favorite business hotel. I cannot recommend a better place to stay than the Richmond if like us your money usually prefers to land in the pockets of restaurants and Geeky merchandise vendors rather than on expensive accommodation. They are all over Japan and a firm favorite of the German and mine. Roland even took the time to look online for a sushi restaurant that offered western style sushi (don`t get me wrong I love Japanese sushi but every now and then I crave a little avocado or cream cheese incorporated into the kind of sushi that proper Japanese chefs would be fired over). Sadly as luck would have it, the restaurant had just run out of cream cheese as we sat down.           

All crying over cream-cheese-less sushi was quickly forgotten though when we arrived at our breakfast destination the next day. Not only was Lauderdale voted as the best western breakfast in all of Tokyo, the atmosphere of this coffee shop is pure, smooth, relaxation. I was melted halfway into my chair when my bacon, buttermilk pancakes arrived and I had long since forgotten that I was actually in the busy Roppongi part of Tokyo when the friendly waitress placed my soufflé in front of me. The rest of the day was spent being too intimidated to go into the fancy fashion shops owned by Stella McCarthy and Giorgio Armani but spending an hour in the Lego shop playing with all the toys. 



What we bought instead of an Armani suit
After all the Roppongi action it was time to check in to our Tokyo hotel and it should go a long way to prove how infrequently Roland and I stay at fancy hotels that when the Hilton shuttle bus arrived to take us to our destination, my immediate thought was that Roland was scamming a free ride to the area we would be staying in. When the bus stopped I even moved to the side so that the people actually staying at the Hilton could get off the bus first. Roland could not stop laughing as I walked with obvious embarrassment straight past the hotel doors on my way to some dodgier part of Shinjuku where our hotel was sure to be. 


Not only had my usually unromantic partner chosen the Hilton but we were staying in the executive area, the same area that Han Solo, the Dalai Lama and the Beatles all respectively chilled in. The view from the room was fantastic and Roland and I showed how `niks gewoond` we are by being surprised every time we were handed a free umbrella on our way out the door or gasping at the fact that you can just drink champagne at breakfast for no extra cost. 

Ringo being as fancy as we were at the Hilton
It would however not be a Freda/Roland road trip if I were not at least irrationally angry about something inconsequential and so it was that when we went to dinner that night I wholehearted blamed Roland for making me walk way further to the train station, in super high heels, than I had expected. On the way back my feet were in so much pain that I just clung onto Roland and pretended that I was tipsy from too much enkai (work party) indulgence. I fit right into the late night Tokyo train crowd. The restaurant
Roland`s dessert
Apart from my blistered feet the evening spent at the Eki bar and grill, situated at the top of the Four Seasons hotel was magnificent. Damn you rich people for getting to eat so well! Everything was ridiculously tasty and even my lettuce tasted better than any I had, had before, how do you improve the taste of lettuce!!! Not to mention that I got to eat lamb chops which are as rare to find in Japan, as a chocolate I will not eat.
`Dat dessert menu!
I know that next time I make my way to Tokyo it will be done on the cheap and I know that it will not take away any of the fun at all but at the same time I will remember this trip and all the effort Roland put in to make it perfect, for the rest of my days. 




Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Liebster award




Usually I stick to Japanese related posts but since a friend and fine writer asked me to be part of another project I could not say no. I should have a more `Roland and Freda run around Japan post up soon though`. In the mean time here is something just for fun.



How this works: I was given a Liebster award by a fellow ALT/Blogger whose posts you can peruse over here: http://sopheliajapan.blogspot.jp/


Here are the Liebster Rules:
1. List 11 facts about yourself.
2. Answer the 11 questions given to you.
3. Create 11 new questions for the bloggers you nominate for the award.
4. Choose 11 bloggers with 200 or less followers to nominate (I just chose people whose blogs I liked).
5. Go to each bloggers page and let them know about the award.
6. Thank the person who nominated you and link back to their blog.



Who I nominate:

Let`s Enjoy together: http://kaikinapela.blogspot.jp/

It`s not what it seems: http://nihonnohana.tumblr.com/

(You are supposed to link 11 but I am sticking with 2)

Eleven Facts about me:

1.    While having no writing experience other than psychology papers, I once entered a competition to review an anime I had watched. My prize ended up being a job and while writing for that magazine I not only figured out that I rather like writing but that I was going to get my ass to Japan, one way or another.  
2.    I fell in love with Roland while we were debating aspects of the Second World War (romantic I know). It was the first time I had heard him passionately, eloquently and with a good deal of wit, counter argue every point I put on the table and I was lucky enough to catch a glimpse of what I would discover over the years to be an unending amount of awesome.  
3.    I once punched a girl in the face. She was a senior at my kung fu school and I only got in one hit before she shut me down as part of our initiation-into-the-school-fight, but I am still going to bore the grandkids with this story.
4.    Now I am geeky in many ways but my first love is still playing PC games. Here in Japan I play mostly online but back in the day I would make 50 sausage rolls (I had to or the rest of my all boy clan would live off of only beer), pack my mattress (I was going to sleep in style for the few hours I was not staring at my screen) and join 750 other gamers for a LAN and a few hundred games of Dota.
5.    When it came to high school sports I was somewhat of a superstar what with my social tennis and D-team netball skills……..D-team.  
6.    I have pet a lion, a cheetah, a lynx and a fully grown tiger. The last one because the nice Thai man did not understand my frantic English of `No do not take me near the tiger` as he grabbed my hand and placed it on the tiger`s back.
7.    On my wall hangs a replica of Darth Vader`s lightsaber. One of the funniest things I have ever seen was Roland chasing a moth out of our apartment with it glowing red and making the movie sound effects.    
8.    The first time I saw snow was while living in Japan, I freaked out and ran around in it while my fellow teachers looked confused.
9.    The best snack in the world is Nik Naks, a type of corn chip, msg filled snack similar, but far superior to Cheetos. I cried when I realized I had finished the supply that Roland had brought back for me from South Africa. I am not even embarrassed.
10.  I read the word ` yacht` as `yak` (like the animal but with a T at the end) until I got to university and somebody corrected me. Every now and then I will think back to this fact and shiver with horror.
11.  I was sorted into Gryffindor by the sorting hat.  

Eleven Questions given to me:

1.   What is the most important thing you read online this week?

While I stay well clear of fan fiction most of the time, a friend of mine recommended this retelling of Harry Potter with a sciency twist; it is a pretty interesting read.  http://hpmor.com/ 

2.   Which country that you have never visited do you most want to go to?

New Zealand………what is that you are saying New Zealand……..you have Lord of the rings related scenery, lamb chops and is relatively close to Japan?........Why yes I will visit the crap out of you soon! 

3.   What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

Roland, after watching and subsequently loving Starship Troopers 1 (what can I say, he is a classy guy), thought that 2 and 3 would be a fun watch. He was wrong, so very, very wrong. Starship Troopers 2 and 3 is by far the worst movies I have ever seen. 

4.   What song do you listen to when you are most in need of a pick-me-up? 

Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

Dota by basshunter (Don`t judge me).

Big in Japan by Martin Solveig featuring Dragonette 

5.   What children’s book describes the meaning of life best in your eyes?

I really can`t answer this one, many books have many parts that I feel add to what I have chosen as the meaning of my life in particular but there is no one book I can single out as the most appropriate. I can say though that while reading Roald Dahl`s autobiography as a kid, I knew I wanted to read more good writing, travel to interesting places and try to make the best of bad situations. 

6. Can you name a movie adaptation that was better than the book?

Nope 

7. What obscure piece of trivia are you most impressed with yourself for knowing?

While quite a few people know that the 1st line on Karl Marx`s grave says, `Workers of all lands unite`, not many people know the last inscription that reads, ` The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point however is to change it. ` 

8. What is your favourite vegetarian recipe? Again, links or post in full please ;)

I do not have a link but it is super easy and cheap to make.

Pumpkin Pie (not the sweet American kind): Put 2 peeled and cut potatoes, 1 chopped onion and about half a small pumpkin or butternut squash (peeled and chopped into Lego sized blocks) into a pot with a little bit of water and cook (covered) over a low heat until it is soft enough to mash. Mash it up roughly, add a little salt and put in an ovenproof dish. Now mix half a packet of mushroom soup powder and half white onion soup powder with a cup of milk and cook in the microwave for like 20 seconds, stir and repeat and then pour over the pumpkin mash. Sprinkle cheese over the top and melt in the oven or under the grill for about 10/15min. Eat it all!   

9. What was your very first pet's name?

Hasie Kalbassie (It is Afrikaans and translates to Bunny Wunny). I was not very original with pet names yet. 

10. What is your "guilty pleasure" TV show?

The Bachelor, it is terrible, sexist to men and woman, staged most of the time and yet I LOVE that ridiculous show.   

11. Tell me about a book that changed how you see the world.

Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts. My entire family read and enjoyed this book and we never like the same books! We all got something else out of it but it made me think about how safely I was living my life and I think it helped push me to eventually live abroad. 

Eleven new Questions you have to fill in.  


1.    What story do you plan to tell your kids (or friend’s children) over and over again one day?

2.    Who is your favourite artist (this can be taken as broadly as you like) and why?

3.    What have you made recently?
4.    If you could be any character in any book or movie who would you be?
5.    Tell me something that at the time was super embarrassing but now you think of as a funny story.
6.    What has been your favourite year so far and what made it special?
7.    What song do you listen to when nobody else is around?
8.    What do you wish you had worked harder at?
9.    What would you say is your favourite quote?
10.  Which country that you have never visited do you most want to go to?
11.  What historical figure would you remove from history and who would you clone?